Barry, we here at PZ Laboratories, Inc are sympathetic towards men with sore nipples. Therefore, we have been hard at work at developing:
PZ LABORATIRES INC. NEW (and improved...) NIPPLE NUMB FOR MEN!
Men, if you, like Barry, have been experiencing episodes of a burning or painful sensation in your nipples, you must give our newest product here at PZ Laboraties, Inc. a try. Yes, I'm speaking about our new (and improved...) NIPPLE NUMB FOR MEN! proudct.
This product has received rave reviews from each of the 3 men involved in our research and development trial. In each case, all of the men involved experienced loss of pain (in fact, loss of total sensation) in the area specifically designed for our exlusive "NIPPLE NUMBE FOR MEN!" to work. In fact, one man even saw his painful nipples totally disolve before his eyes! No more nipple, no more nipple pain!
Just send as much money as you can afford to:
PZ LABORATORIES INC.
C/O FORUM FOLLIES
And we will send you a 3 months supply of our exlusive, NEW (and improved...) NIPPLE NUMB FOR MEN! backed by our almost guarantee or your money may be refunded policy.
We're waiting for your order, Barry! In the meantime, may I suggest buttermilk?