in case you were thinking of suicide(not serious)

[irismarie]

bet most of you know this but it is worth the reread I just love Dorothy Parker

Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful,
Nooses give,
Gas smells awful -
You might as well live

 

[Blubear]

That is a good one!

 

[BarryG]

Never heard that one, thanks!