OK, I've got to recount a story. Diane, you might want to sit this one out. Several years ago, while vacationing at our summer place, my mother complained about a sporadic loud thumping noise in her ear. This went on for a few days so finally we had a good look in her ear and thought we could see something dark way down in it. While tugging at the lobe, the thumping noise recurred. We then got a glass of warm water, had Mother tilt her head horizontally and poured it carefully into the ear. Then the thumping increased dramatically. After a minute or so a large, perhaps close to 1 1/2" from leg to leg, spider emerged onto her face. She was very matter of fact about it and commented to the effect, " See, I have been telling you something was in my ear."
I still don't know how such a huge spider managed to squeeze into such a small space.
John