What in the world ....

[GlenBrittle]

Yes people its time for another wacky thread of sheer thinking outside of the box. Maybe even without a box.

 

[GlenBrittle]

Ever wonder if someone invented an electric dog polisher ?

 

[GlenBrittle]

How about a gasoline powered turtle-neck sweater ?

 

[GlenBrittle]

Or the this must have for the remodeled home.

A fur lined sink !

 

[Blackpool]

I bet they have invented a dog polisher already, good thinking outside the box .Have fun.

 

[BethU]

Jobs for the 21st century:

Car walkers.
Gasoline museum attendants.
Wales Watchers tour guides.
Arctic air-conditioner repairmen.
Rust Belt bucklers.
Tofu trawlers.
Non-carbon-based farmers. (Taking organic food to it's logical conclusion)
Spam cannery workers.

 

[GlenBrittle]

I finally got all of my shit together, and someone flushed the toilet

 

[Zaphoon]

Door-to-door trombone salesmen (or ladies).

Door-to-door rubber icepick sales people.

 

[BethU]

Yeah, Glen, and my ship finally came in, and sank in the harbor.

I was down in the dumps, and someone said, "Cheer up, things could be worse." So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse.

 

[rose]

Why does Gumby need to grieve? What did I miss? Who's on first? How much Glen?

Think outside the box all you want, I fail to understand why there was a need to invent vibrating mascara, (why?) speedos.... thong speedos... plastic coffee cups made to look like paper ones

 

[thelma313]

Where can I get an electric dog polisher? Chico's looking a little dull.

 

[Zaphoon]

Rose, Gumby's creator, Art Clokey, passed away yesterday at the age of 88. Gumby is devastated!