BarryG
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Star Follies, Attack on the Neurons
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away
It is a time of intense twitching in the Galactic Republic
Many question how all of the undulations in the force can be controlledWill the dark side win out? Can the Rebel Alliance be put down by the Evil Empress Brooksea?
The scene opens with a rebel ship attempting to smuggle Doctor PZ and his plans for a new anti-twitching device through the Imperial blockade and deliver it to the planet Nabob. Nabob and it’s millions of inhabitants is about to be destroyed by a gravitational imbalance caused by a new secret weapon devised by Galactic Empire scientists. This secret weapon is known only by its code name, EMG and it is a devious device which causes the planet to shake and move involuntarily.
As the ship is about to be boarded and searched by storm troopers led by Darth Barry, Doctor PZ hides in an air shaft accompanied by his trusty robot, Really Too Depressed Too (R2D2). R2D2’s memory stores all of PZ’s plans and also keeps track of his personal wine bibbing collection. Both of these secrets are what Darth Barry is after because he has made it his personal mission to crush the rebels, destroy all hope and have a few drinks.
“Well we are really in trouble this time R2” whispers PZ, “I knew that we couldn’t trust Princess Rose and her furry friend Ernie to help us when we needed her. I know you think she is a sky goddess but I have some other names for her”
Just then they hear the sound of heavy breathing very close by
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(writer’s note: this sorta what I sounded like the other night after my vomit episode)
“Tear this ship apart”” says the strange metallic sounding voice “I want that rebel dog and his plans found” “Yes SIR!” says the storm trooper captain.
Meanwhile no one notices as small ship docks with the rebel ship and it’s occupants open a hatch and enter. “Try to be quiet for once” whispers Glen Solo to his sidekick, KeeKer. “We have to get Doctor PZ and his plans out of here before he is captured and Nabob is destroyed”. KeeKer just growls as she notices that Loop Slytalker (aka Peter) has joined them. “G’day mate” says Loop “you weren’t going to leave me out if the fun now were you?”
“And you can be quiet too” replies Glen “You and Oh Beth Want to Know Me think you are so hot with your Jedi light sabres and the force but give me a blaster anyday”
The three of them make their way to the air shafts to rescue the scientist and his important plans ….
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