Top 11 reasons a peg tube is like a penis

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marypat

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I was inspired recently by a post on another sign that was the top 10 format. You made me laugh out loud and so I wrote my own top 10 list. It is actually top 11 list but no one on here is really a rule follower. I would like to challenge other forum members to make their own top 10 list. Please don’t feel restricted to 10, it can be the top one list or the top 20 list. Just have fun with it.
Here’s my top 11 list to get us started:
Top 11 reasons a peg tube is like a penis
11. It makes funny bumps in your clothing
10. You wonder if it is hanging out of your pants
9. It leaves embarrassing wet spots
8. You worry about somebody grabbing it
7. You are afraid it’s going to get caught in a zipper
6. The only place it likes to stay put is in my hand or in my bra
5. It will spew things out when you least expect it
4. You are nervous about someone else holding it
3. It is bigger in your mind than it is in reality
2. They keep telling me everything in there is pure protein
And the number one reason my peg tube is like a penis…
1. you can use it as a pick up line…” Is that your feeding tube or are you just happy to see me?” (borrowed from another pals)
 
Holy Cow that is funny! Keep em coming!
 
:shock::oops::p:p:p

So funny. Thanks.
 
Take that, Letterman! Funny stuff
 
Hilarious! I am showing it to my hubby now and he is laughing out loud.

Laurel
 
Bring on the gut-busters ! ! !
 
Love it MP!

Jen
 
glad you guys r enjoying my humor but i know someone else is as warped as me!
 
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:Oh b$%%£,i wet myself....dont have a peg to blame it on.:lol:
 
Marypat: I don't have a peg yet, but I still have to work on getting:grin: that funny bump in my pants./Frank
 
That's great MP, makes me look forward even more to getting "Ms. Peggy"!
 
MaryPat

Absolutely the funniest thing I have read in a long time! ... and much of it so true hahahaha. This is an instant forum classic. 8)
 
thanks guys just hoping for a smile! glad u enjoyed.
 
Very funny, thanks for the laugh ... I always appreciate a good laugh!
 
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