Re: my "pain in the butt" story!!!
Oh, Brenda ... it sounds so painful. I'd get a padded broomstick this year for sure! (Mine still has training wheels; Paul won't let me solo without them..)
I tried to outdo you yesterday with a sideways slammer WITH my walker, breaking my fall with my cheekbone on the handle of the walker. This came about as I was hobbling up to interview a new caregiver, and extending my arm to shake hands. She ran screaming from the house, of course, but my niece dragged her back in, and they managed to get me and the walker upright again. Fortunately, I have no more dignity to lose, and I explained to the interviewee, via LightWriter, that I don't often do that. She agreed cheerfully that I seemed OK, and after she left, I spit out all the blood (only bit my cheek), and agreed, except for some neck and back twitches.
You are still the winner, Brenda, with a perfect 10! Although I think I do get extra points for degree of difficulty (taking walker down with you). I'd give me about a 7.5 for style, presentation (dramatic entrance) and degree of difficulty.
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