I've been re-PEGged

[mare]

My reply to Jim was going to be ".... I'm just happy to see you", but then I was afraid he would get the wrong idea!!! Oh, never mind!!!

[joelc]

Rose, I have a PEG just like you described and it works wonderfully, but then it is my wife who has to deal with it, not me.

[rose]

Barry LOL, I don't know where Nurse Rose got to, I don't remember deleting her (ooops)

[rose]

Joel,

Good! How soon were you able to get that type of closure? I keep thinking it sounds like the type of cap that is used on air mattresses and inner tubes.

[joelc]

You can have your original PEG replaced after 6 weeks. At least that is the way it works here. So you could have one like this at that time.

That is exactly what the cap is like.

[GlenBrittle]

Joel,
6 weeks ... I gotta call my surgeon for an appointment . And you say you didnt like the MicKey ?

Beth,
Thank you for the step by step instructions . I would not have picked up on the funnel thing, but its nice to be thought of.

Rose,
You hair looks very attractive. I tried being PC once and found that I did not enjoy such restraints. I am what I am and I approve of this message.
Did I read correctly that you have stopped wearing your over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder and your shoulder is now sore ???? The only thing I can say is - Want a backrub ?

Barry,
Maybe your Home Depot idea warrants a bit more thought. I was thinking NASCAR style.

[BarryG]

Rose, you are a model to me and don't worry your story is safe with me

Glen, when you say NASCAR do you mean like refueling cans??

[GlenBrittle]

Exactly.

Do you think my surgeon would understand ?

Glen

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[mare]

LOL !!!!!

Are you competing with Beth for the comedy medal ?

[Zaphoon]

Mare,

There is no way I'd ever win if I tried to go up against Beth. She's just too good! I'm just trying to put a smile on her face (and sell a few bogus products!).

Zaphoon

[BethU]

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Thanks, Oh Wise & Witty Zaphoon, for my morning chuckle.

[Zaphoon]

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