Girls, girls, girls. The thread is titled funny. And you are all funny. I was laughing just reading all about your different stress’s and descriptions of yourselves.
Now picture this; A short fella about 5 foot or so needed to buy a suit. He was very poor so he wanted the least expensive (cheap) suit they had. The salesman comes over and tells him that the only suit they had, inexpensive (cheap) was this one. It was two size bigger than the small guy.
Salesman says, I tell you what lets do. He pulls the sleeves up on both arms, then folds the mans arms up in the air to hold them there.
Next he pulls up the pants legs so they fit. Then takes the mans elbows and bends him over and holds the pants in place. There you go!
So the man walks outside. Two little old ladies were standing there looking at him.
The one says to the other, look at that poor man, he walks so funny. The other one looks at her and say’s, Yea, but doesn’t that suit look really nice.