To all the A$$holes in the world: My husband's still got it! HAHAHA!
My husband finally felt pretty good today and wanted to get out of the house. He can still drive and wanted to just go check out tech stuff. He can't talk well at all, but he can still walk, albeit wobbly. He decided to purchase some hardware for his computer and had a problem at the register with his card. Seems the magnetic strip has gone bad. In order to save time he thought he would use a different card. He had on "cargo" shorts and his wallet was in the pocket of the leg, as he had put the card that wouldn't work in his side pocket for easy access so he wouldn't need to pull out his wallet. Well, the guy behind him was irritated that it was taking my husband so long. Probably wouldn't have taken the girl behind the register any time to enter the card number on the bad card, but hubby was trying to be nice. The guy was making noises and cursing under his breath. My husband couldn't open the pocket that was secured by velcro. He turned to the guy (and imagine this with an ALS accent, yelling cuz that's how he gets his words out and breathing in between) and said, "Would ...you ...like to... stick ...your hand ...in my ...pocket ...and help me?" He said all the ladies behind him burst out laughing, as did the cashier. They said they were in no hurry. Maybe that A-hole will think twice next time about making comments when somebody is slow.
Oh yeah, my husband said it was great getting out today just to remind himself how the world is full of A-holes! LOL Gotta luv him!
My husband finally felt pretty good today and wanted to get out of the house. He can still drive and wanted to just go check out tech stuff. He can't talk well at all, but he can still walk, albeit wobbly. He decided to purchase some hardware for his computer and had a problem at the register with his card. Seems the magnetic strip has gone bad. In order to save time he thought he would use a different card. He had on "cargo" shorts and his wallet was in the pocket of the leg, as he had put the card that wouldn't work in his side pocket for easy access so he wouldn't need to pull out his wallet. Well, the guy behind him was irritated that it was taking my husband so long. Probably wouldn't have taken the girl behind the register any time to enter the card number on the bad card, but hubby was trying to be nice. The guy was making noises and cursing under his breath. My husband couldn't open the pocket that was secured by velcro. He turned to the guy (and imagine this with an ALS accent, yelling cuz that's how he gets his words out and breathing in between) and said, "Would ...you ...like to... stick ...your hand ...in my ...pocket ...and help me?" He said all the ladies behind him burst out laughing, as did the cashier. They said they were in no hurry. Maybe that A-hole will think twice next time about making comments when somebody is slow.
Oh yeah, my husband said it was great getting out today just to remind himself how the world is full of A-holes! LOL Gotta luv him!
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