When I traveled for auditing, I never told anyone engaging in conversation I was a CPA. Last night, at cards, someone asked me if I'd help them with their taxes. I thought I escaped the constant questions when I moved. Guess not.
Last flight I took I wore noise cancelling headphones. I hate flying and just want to read or listen to music.
The worse flight nightmare was sitting next to a baby on a five-hour flight. I wanted to spit up on the father.