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beauty4everyone

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:smile: * Q: Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? A: Too many cheetahs.
*Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: To get to the Shell station!
*Q: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? A: It gets toad away.
*Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A: One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
*Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? A: “Put it on my bill.”

May you experience something special today to lift your spirit. May blessings abound. B. :cool:
 
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