frankb
Senior member
- Joined
- Jun 8, 2011
- Messages
- 587
- Reason
- PALS
- Diagnosis
- 10/2010
- Country
- US
- State
- Georgia
- City
- Sandy Springs
A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READs:*
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.
A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:
“Blind man driving.”
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:*
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
In a Podiatrist's office:***
"Time wounds all heels.”
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,You've come to the right place.”
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed.”
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber”
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts.”
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.
A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:
“Blind man driving.”
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:*
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
In a Podiatrist's office:***
"Time wounds all heels.”
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,You've come to the right place.”
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed.”
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber”
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts.”