The pearly gates...

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Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates.

One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, “As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children.” St. Peter lets him enter.

The next doctor says, “As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives.” St. Peter tells him to go ahead.

The last man says, “I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care.”

St. Peter replies, “You may enter. But…“you can only stay for three days.”
 
I love it! So true.
 
Good one Al. Here is another report from the Gates ( old one)

A lawyer dies and is in line at the Pearly Gates and it is REALLY long but obviously worth waiting. After a couple of hours he still has a long wait and he sees this old guy in a white coat with a stethoscope run past and get right in! He is annoyed but waits his turn.

6 hours later St Peter checks him in and gives him his harp and wings. The lawyer says thank you. I am so happy to be here and I didn’t mind waiting my turn but how come that doctor was able to jump the queue?

What are you talking about? asks St Peter.

You know, about 6 hours ago. Guy with glasses, white hair, long white coat and stethoscope?

Oh! That wasn’t a doctor that was God. He just thinks he is a doctor!

Karen every female physician I know laughs at this. Not so much the male ones
 
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Awesome love these
 
This will be interesting...

Can I post a joke (about two doctors) I'd rate PG18, some may consider it R but it's not X?
No profanity or four letter words. Sexual content.

Or, are we now at PG13? :)

OK, I understand many may not want to put their name on a Yes or a No.
If I decide to post it I'll start a new Thread and title it, "Two Doctors... sexual content."
I you feel you might find that subject objectionable...don't open it. :)

PS The ladies might like it. :)
 
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Go for it, Al!
 
Hey Al;

Be careful about sexist jokes. These words that end in "ist" tend to offend. Might get the thread closed if you know what I mean.

Positively no Jamacans.

Ernie
 
Here Al, I’ll start you off:

Two Jamaican doctors walk into a bar at the Pearly Gates....
 
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