Rose buds

[KarenNWendyn]

A 16 year old girl is staying with her grandmother for the summer.

The girl is about to go out with her friends one evening. She comes down the stairs wearing a tight T-shirt and no bra.

Grandma sees this and remarks, “Dear, don't you think you should wear something a little more modest?”

“Oh Grandma,” replied the teen, “you have to show off your rose buds while you still can.”

A couple nights later, the girl is going out with another group of friends. Again, she comes down the stairs scantily clad in a tight T-shirt but no bra.

Grandma is shocked and again advises the teen to cover up a little more. The girl’s response is the same: “Grandma, you have to show off your rose buds while you still can.”

The next night, the grandmother is going to hit the town. She comes down the stairs wearing a sheer blouse with no bra.

The teen is horrified. “Grandma, you can’t go out like that. Please cover up a little better.”

“But dear,” replied the grandma, “if you can show off your rose buds, I can display my hanging baskets.”

 

[KimT]

hahahahahahaha....I ran out of Thanks.

 

[bigmark1954]

Ahh....nuttin like Rose Buds in the spring time! Thanks for the Mammories,,,,,

 

[Clearwater AL]

What happens when you push two boobs together?

( + )( + ) = (+i+)

Grandma's

\ . /\ . / = Gravity

 

[KarenNWendyn]

Now that’s really funny, Al.

 

[whereswaldo]

Is that what the new math looks like to the older generations?

 

[Clearwater AL]

New push up bras = ( + )Y( + )

About butts...

Small butt = (_)(_)

Medium butt = (__)(__)

Big butt = (____)(____)

Tight butt – (___ . ____)

Fart butt = (___ ! ___)

A bad name you call someone = (_____@_____)

Back to boob jokes...

 

[Jlynn]

So funny! Always nice to have a good laugh!

 

[Clearwater AL]

Jlynn, be careful replying to my posts or hitting the "Thanks" button on my posts...

it may ostracize you from the clique or get you a private message (PM).

Thanks for the reply though...