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Ok, nobody could come up with a sentence using just acronyms. (Glad somebody from CenCom didn't see mine.) So here's a bar joke...

A woman walks up to an obnoxious drunk at a bar and tells him, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your drink." The man replies, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
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Al,

Thatís AODN.
(A lot of drunken nonsense)
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After a few months a Psychiatrist met his patient on the street.

"Why didn’t you come back to see me about those fears you were having about someone being under your bed?" he asked.

"Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new SUV."

"Is that so!" With a bit of an attitude the Psychiatrist said, "And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed – ain’t nobody under there now."
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