my poor harley

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frankb

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While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and
landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.

Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a
shinny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful women who asked, "Are
you okay?"

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to
die for...

"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car
to get a closer look.

She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that
nasty scrape on your head.”

"That's nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife will like me
doing that!

"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any
more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and
weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of
cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better
but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse
exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while.
She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Still in the ditch with my Harley, I guess."
 
BEEN THERE DUNN THAT!!!!:mrgreen:
 
I think the story telling is better than the punch line. :)
 
Helga from Norway just won silver medal in Olympic 400 meter breast stroke.

When asked to comment she said “ I don’t mean to complaining but I think the other girls were using their arms!”

Sorry folks! My mine is slow to focus today.

Love ya all
 
Ha ha, Chally. I’ve heard a version of that one as a blonde joke —- the blonde was doing the breast stroke, not using her arms, and wondered why she couldn’t keep up with the brunette and the redhead.
 
Underlying funny!
 
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