hey folks, let's laugh more in 2018

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frankb

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our local police here in north Georgia are looking for a couple of hardened criminals due to a stolen shipment of Viagra.
 
Frank, you never fail to make be laugh. Thank you. I look forward to another year of laughter at some of the worst jokes I've ever had the pleasure to read.
 
Hey Frank......my sense of humor is in the sh!tter. We are all doomed, if I wuz a horse they'd shoot my worthless a$$.....Just Saying.
 

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Hey Frank I tried that stuff " viagra" it got stuck in my throat and I got a " stiff neck"!
 
tgat is a good one, Chally.
 
2018...the year of laughter! We can only hope. Thanks for the giggles Frank!
 
He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said.... You wear pants, don't you?

He said...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said.... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said...... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said.... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said...... Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said.... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
 
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, an Army soldier got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Marines. The Soldier kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Marine in the window seat said, “I think I’ll get up and get a coke.” “No problem,” said the Soldier, “I’ll get it for you.” While he was gone, the Marine picked up the Soldier’s shoe and spit in it. When the Soldier returned with the coke, the Marine in the middle seat said, “That looks good, I think I’ll have one too.” Again, the Soldier obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the Marine picked up the soldier’s other shoe and spit in it. The Soldier returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the rest of the short flight to Houston. As the plane was landing, the Soldier slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. “How long must this go on?” the Soldier asked. “This fighting between our services? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?”
 
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