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Member Join Date: 2011 City: Sandy Springs State: Georgia Country: US Diagnosed: 10/2010 Interest: I have been diagnosed with ALS. |
* I don’t understand why prescription medicine is allowed to be advertised on TV or why anyone would think of trying one of the medicines after listening to the laundry list of warnings of possible side effects. But this is definitely an exception! Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? Do you sometimes feel stressed? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about*Cabernet Sauvignon. Cabernet Sauvignon*is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you are ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of*Cabernet Sauvignon*almost immediately, and, with a regimen of regular doses, you will overcome obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past. You will discover talents you never knew you had.* Cabernet Sauvignon*may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it but women who would not mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include:* dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare and Naked Twister. Warnings:* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not.** The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell* your friends over and over again that you love them. The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think* you can sing. The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. Please feel free to share this important medical information! * | ||
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Moderator Forum Moderator Join Date: 2015 City: Vancouver State: BC Country: CA Diagnosed: 06/2015 Interest: I have been diagnosed with UMND/PLS. |
Not enough small print!!
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Member Join Date: 2011 City: Sandy Springs State: Georgia Country: US Diagnosed: 10/2010 Interest: I have been diagnosed with ALS. |
A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says: "Hi there, good lookin'. How's it going?" Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: "Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, any ethnicity, any religion, any race, any age, any sex, any economic status. .. It just doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it." Eyes now wide with interest, he responds: "No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?" | ||
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Extremely Helpful Member Join Date: 2013 City: lala land State: home Country: OZ Diagnosed: 05/2013 Interest: I lost a loved one to ALS/MND. |
oh Frank so good!
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