blond jokes

[frankb]

Blond MEN Jokes

A friend told the blond man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year." The
blond man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."



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Two blond men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a
police station. One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."

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A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: "Close your curtains
the next time you & your wife are having sex. The whole street was
watching and laughing at you yesterday." To which the blonde man
replied: "Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home
yesterday."

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A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the
shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry
hair, and I've just wet mine."

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A blonde man goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got
epilepsy," he tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says, "It seems
calm enough to me." The blonde man says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out
of the bowl yet."

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A blond man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the
envelope "DO NOT BEND ". He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure
out how to pick it up.

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A blond man shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and
her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first
child?" asks the Doctor. "No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"

 

[mpnatx]

Blonde men jokes. Funny! Substitute blonde man with Trump and they're right on!

 

[frankb]

have been trying to delete this duplication for the last 45 mins but to no avail. sorry.

 

[ShiftKicker]

I think I got it- hope this worked.

 

[affected]

Frank and Shiftkicker do you both happen to be blonde?

I only ask because neither seem able to remove the duplicated joke at the bottom :lol:

How many blondes does it take to remove a duplication on the forum?

Doesn't matter how many try, it takes a redhead...

Just kidding of course!! (you can delete this one now shiftkicker)

 

[Nikki J]

This brunette took care of it Tillie

 

[ShiftKicker]

Please note- I am a blonde. I can only do what the colour of my hair allows me...

 

[affected]

Too funny!!!

One doesn't hear the blonde (we spell it that way in Oz) men jokes too often, so to top it off with the comedy of errors deleting the duplication was really quite perfect :lol:

 

[Nikki J]

I think in the US blond is the masculine form. I would certainly say Fiona is a blonde not a blond but I occasionally find what I think is US usage to be British when I get blank stares . can someone comment who is sure of US spelling here?

 

[affected]

Wow the things one learns here!

 

[frankb]

funny, funny, funny. not often do replies produce more chuckles than the original posts. now I learn that both male and female can be referred to as blond but only a female can be described as blonde. men need equal rights ! ! - - - it is a joke, dear ladies, since I am well aware that we men already have the larger share of "equal rights" ! !