affected Guru status reached Joined Apr 26, 2013 Messages 16,096 Reason Lost a loved one Diagnosis 05/2013 Country OZ State AU City lala land Aug 4, 2017 #1 I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
affected Guru status reached Joined Apr 26, 2013 Messages 16,096 Reason Lost a loved one Diagnosis 05/2013 Country OZ State AU City lala land Aug 7, 2017 #2 My neighbours are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not...
L littlered Active member Joined Mar 20, 2013 Messages 52 Reason Lost a loved one Diagnosis 06/2012 Country US State NV City Las Vegas Aug 7, 2017 #3 Do you know how to get a tissue to dance? Put a little Boogie in it!
affected Guru status reached Joined Apr 26, 2013 Messages 16,096 Reason Lost a loved one Diagnosis 05/2013 Country OZ State AU City lala land Aug 13, 2017 #4 I’m not passive aggressive. Unlike some people.
affected Guru status reached Joined Apr 26, 2013 Messages 16,096 Reason Lost a loved one Diagnosis 05/2013 Country OZ State AU City lala land Aug 15, 2017 #5 What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
affected Guru status reached Joined Apr 26, 2013 Messages 16,096 Reason Lost a loved one Diagnosis 05/2013 Country OZ State AU City lala land Aug 21, 2017 #6 I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon but when it was delivered all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon but when it was delivered all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
affected Guru status reached Joined Apr 26, 2013 Messages 16,096 Reason Lost a loved one Diagnosis 05/2013 Country OZ State AU City lala land Aug 24, 2017 #7 What’s the most common operation in a LEGO hospital? Plastic surgery.
L littlered Active member Joined Mar 20, 2013 Messages 52 Reason Lost a loved one Diagnosis 06/2012 Country US State NV City Las Vegas Sep 5, 2017 #8 how much did it cost for the pirate to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer!
affected Guru status reached Joined Apr 26, 2013 Messages 16,096 Reason Lost a loved one Diagnosis 05/2013 Country OZ State AU City lala land Sep 15, 2017 #9 I hate people that always need assurance. Do you know what I mean?
F frankb Senior member Joined Jun 8, 2011 Messages 587 Reason PALS Diagnosis 10/2010 Country US State Georgia City Sandy Springs Sep 20, 2017 #10 confucious says: man who stands on toilet is high on pot. man who run behind car gets exhausted. to make egg roll, push it. groan, groan, groan.
confucious says: man who stands on toilet is high on pot. man who run behind car gets exhausted. to make egg roll, push it. groan, groan, groan.
Firefighter58 Senior member Joined Jun 21, 2016 Messages 728 Reason PALS Diagnosis 05/2014 Country CA State ON City Oakville Sep 20, 2017 #11 Nobody goes to that stadium anymore, it is too crowded. Al
F frankb Senior member Joined Jun 8, 2011 Messages 587 Reason PALS Diagnosis 10/2010 Country US State Georgia City Sandy Springs Sep 22, 2017 #12 sex is not the answer. sex is the question. yes is the answer.
affected Guru status reached Joined Apr 26, 2013 Messages 16,096 Reason Lost a loved one Diagnosis 05/2013 Country OZ State AU City lala land Sep 23, 2017 #13 rolling about laughing Frank!!!!!!
KimT Extremely helpful member Forum Supporter Joined Nov 18, 2014 Messages 4,887 Reason PALS Diagnosis 08/2015 Country US State South City The Beach Sep 23, 2017 #14 I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
KimT Extremely helpful member Forum Supporter Joined Nov 18, 2014 Messages 4,887 Reason PALS Diagnosis 08/2015 Country US State South City The Beach Sep 23, 2017 #15 My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet while she cooked a meal So I took out the batteries in the smoke alarm.
My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet while she cooked a meal So I took out the batteries in the smoke alarm.