Nice car there, chally! When are you going to start decorating your chair? Also, naked clown, indeed! Your towel placement is on point and your modesty is preserved though. Shocking!
There's a cast of characters who gather themselves and their art cars every few weekends and have a drive around close to where I live. One of my favorites is a gentleman who has his entire car painted in blue swirls, a la Van Gogh, with a running fountain nestled in the hood of his car (Ford Pinto!). Not terribly practical, but lovely. I pretend not to notice him topping the fountain up with his water bottle when he stops for any reason.