great one liners

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Thanks for the early morning giggle.
 
An old Henny Youngmen one liner

"Now. Take my wife... please!"

And...

"Why are hemorrhoids called “hemorrhoids” instead of “assteroids”?
 
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Kay and Al they are all perfect groaners!



What do you call a dictionary on drugs? HIGH-Definition.
 
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
 
good one Al :lol:
 
Here' one more for now...

"Intelligence tests are biased toward the very literate."

(Took one years ago, of the five answers to chose from to the question... I thought three of them could apply. So I asked for help... was told "Read the question... don't analyze it." ?? That didn't help either. I flunked.) :) As many here may agree. :)
 
Concerning the test mentioned above...

I remember one of the questions being... "What direction does electricity flow?"

I knew the answer after some thought... from negative to positive. Negative has electrons and positive wants them.

But, here was my first thought...

Which ever way the wire is goes... to the left, to the right, up or down. :)
 
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Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

HaHa! Al, I've always wondered about that one. And why is it called the "Art of Medicine" and not the "Science of Medicine?"
 
please keep the humor coming -It will much appreciated while I recuperate from broken wrist and wife recuperates from broken tibia and fibia - separate falls one day apart. unbelieveable.
 
Why is a bra singular and panties plural?




oh no Frank, I hope you both heal up fast :(
I will do my best to keep some sillies coming!
 
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