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frankb

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Beaudreua, Thibedoux. ans Robichaud die in an accident and go to heaven. St Peter explains to them there are no rules in heaven except don't step on the ducks. Unfortunately, ducks are every where and on the first day Robichaux steps on a duck. St Peter appears immediately and chains Robichaux to the ugliest woman he has ever seen - for life. The next day Thibedeaux steps on a duck and St Peter appears with the most ugly woman Thibedeoux has ever seen and receives the sentence of being chained together for eternity, Beaudreux is very careful for almost a month without stepping on a duck but then it happened, he stepped on a duck. St Pete appears immediately and handcuffed him - for life - to the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, tall, blond, curvaceous, and so on. He looks upward and says "what in the world have I done to receive this?" The blond replies, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."
 
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