Recent e-mail funnies - the remainder

[frankb]

WARNING: A couple of these wise thought are risqué so I you are sensitive to sexually suggestive thoughts please beware ! !

No man was shot while washing dishes.

Having a cold drink on a hot day (Arizona temps?) with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - - Priceless ! !

Breaking news: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.

Arguing g over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molsons, Heinekin, Carlsberg, or Budweiser. Men man state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.

 

[affected]

So funny, your disclaimer had me laughing as I think aussies are pretty well immune to risque!

The first one made me laugh as I immediately thought of a past CALS friend here in Australia who sent me this recently.

 

[frankb]

Good one Tillie, thanks !

 

[Buckhorn]

Both your posts Frank and Tillie - much appreciated!! There is so little to laugh about in our lives, so thank you very much!!

 

[Nuts]

So funny, thanks for the laughs!