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The attached contains unclean language. Do not read it if'n you object! And if you have to delete this Nikki, my apologies in advance.

This was someone's avatar in a motorcycle forum. I thot it soooo funny...
 

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For all you in the frozen north and frigid east. . . Ever see a Canadian icebreaker?
 

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Thanks Greg for the image, so funny :D
 
>Ever see a Canadian icebreaker?

that one is going to fb
 
hope it's not going too far

but she actually named this dog dick ... yup
 

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one more, change the tone a bit, though it's slightly black humour...
 

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>but she actually named this dog dick ... yup

Nikki's gonna get you for that one! :)
 
the thing is i been in fb to long . i don't what is bad or good to put on here lol
 
from the internets:

BIOLOGY EXAM:

This is straight from Scotland. Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk. The question was worth 70 points
or none at all.



One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.


And then the student was stuck.


Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:


7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.

He got an A.
 
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