Fascinating

[bigmark1954]

LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm,
and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.

' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate' so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried.

 

[dalvin]

You made me laugh

 

[cheerleader]

Big Mark, suspect YOU were the Johnny in a teacher's class! LOL

 

[bigmark1954]

Big Mark, suspect YOU were the Johnny in a teacher's class! LOL

YUP....I was the class clown ....always in trouble!:shock: They called me "Dirty Markie".

 

[MaxEidswick]

>Johnny said, 'My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

telling Sandy now ...

 

[gooseberry]

Oh big mark, I so needed that laugh

 

[andycap]

That was a good one!

 

[Janie H]

Dirty Markie". you are funny as hell

Janie

 

[GregK]

Sad ... My wife seldom laughs at my jokes but this one got a good chuckle. 8)

 

[Nuts]

LOL! Just shared that with Matt and got a smile! He was also teacher's troublemaker...

 

[WillIHen]

Hahaha lol