"Corrupt a wish" game

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OK here's a new game, but I'm still enjoying making words too.

It's quite simple, and may relieve some tension for us by laughter.

RULES:
The first post is that the OP (that will be me) makes a wish.

Each post after that has to 1) grant the wish, then add an ironic or funny consequence to that wish coming true; and 2) post their own wish.

An example only:
OP: I wish I was rich
Person 1: granted, you are rich but all your bank accounts get accidentally frozen
I wish it would stop raining
Person 2: granted, but this is the beginning of a 100 year drought
I wish I could have pizza that never ends

So that was 3 posts in a theoretical scenario of the game. Remember that whatever you wish for someone is going to throw a spanner in it's works so it's best to keep it lighthearted :)


FIRST POST OF REAL GAME:
I wish I was taller.

It's up to you all to make it fun now!
 
Granted, however, you are too tall to sit in a sports car.
I wish I had a motor home.
 
Granted, but they forgot to include the toilet...
I wish I could fly
 
Granted, but you can no longer see.....
I wish I had a magic wand
 
Granted, but every third wave the wish is reversed.
I wish I could eat
 
Granted, but all the food is burnt black.
I wish I won the lottery.
 
Granted, but it was the chook lottery (we really have them here), where are you going to house them all?
I wish the weeds would stop growing
 
Granted, but now nothing will grow
I wish for peace
 
Granted, but all the people on earth have been tranaformed into garden gnomes and can't fight.


I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner.
 
Granted, but now everyone is singing silly love songs all day

I wish for Thursday to come fast so I can go on holidays
 
oh snap afraid, we posted together!

Granted, but the award was dropped as they handed it to you and rolled under a cupboard
 
Granted, but your husbands name is Thursday.



I wish for a big burger.
 
Granted but it is toooooo big for your mouth

I wish for a wonder woman costume.
 
Granted, but it dissolves if it gets wet.
I wish for a new van
 
Granted but it has no tires.

I wish for a big motor home.
 
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