vickim
Very helpful member
- Joined
- Sep 20, 2012
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- 03/2012
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- MO
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- aaaa
Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny
Q. What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
A. You 'nique up on him.
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way, unique up on it.
Q. How many hairs in a rabbit's tail?
A. None, they're all on the outside.
Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A. Just look for the gray hares.
Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A. A receding hareline.
Q. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
A. 14 carrot gold.
What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!
Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From Eggplants.
Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator!
Q: Why was the little girl sad after the race?
A: Because an egg beater!
A. Bugs Bunny
Q. What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
A. You 'nique up on him.
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way, unique up on it.
Q. How many hairs in a rabbit's tail?
A. None, they're all on the outside.
Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A. Just look for the gray hares.
Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A. A receding hareline.
Q. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
A. 14 carrot gold.
What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!
Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From Eggplants.
Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator!
Q: Why was the little girl sad after the race?
A: Because an egg beater!