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frankb

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. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron.' The other says, 'Are you sure?' The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."

. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.

. A backward poet writes inverse.

. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the grass."
 
Love it Frank. You have the best funnies of anyone I know. LOL :lol:
 
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