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This joke may be on the edge so if you don’t like jokes on the edge… don’t scroll down












This joke may be on the edge so if you don’t like jokes on the edge… don’t scroll down












Back in the days of self-winding watches this rancher was up on his horse riding over his range on a bright sunny day when he sees a ranch hand lying flat on his back, naked, with an erection.

The rancher rides up and says, “What in hell are you doing?”
The ranch hand says, “Tellin’ time.”

The rancher says to himself, “Whatever.” shrugs and rides off.

A month or so later, same scenario but this time out of curiosity and humor he asks,
“Ok, what time is it?

Ranch hand says, “Ten after one.” Rancher pulls out his pocket watch to check and is somewhat marveled as he sees… it’s ten after one and says, “Dang!”

Another month later the rancher sees the same ranch hand but this time something is different and as he rides closer the ranch hand is ‘doing’ something to himself. Rancher starts laughing and says,
“Ok, now what in hell are you doing?

Ranch hand says, “Winding my watch.”
 
>Ranch hand says, “Winding my watch.”

definitely *not* on the edge :)!
 
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