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Two senior citizens, Joe and Betty, got married and decided to have a little honeymoon down in Florida. They were happy, he was in good health but she was very hard of hearing. Just as they got over the Georgia State line, they got pulled over for speeding. The trooper walks up to the window…
Joe lowers the window and says, “Yes sir.”
The trooper says, “Sir, you were doing 70 miles per hour in a 55 mile per hour zone.”
Betty (hard of hearing) says loudly, “Wha’d he say?”
Joe says, “I’m sorry sir, my wife doesn’t hear very well.”
Betty interrupts, “Wha’d he say?”
Joe tells his wife, “Hon, shut the hell up… I’m trying to talk to the trooper.”
The trooper says, “Where are you coming from?” Joe says, “Ohio.”
Betty says, “Wha’d he say? Tell him I’m from New York, you’re from Ohio, not me!”
Joe says, “Sir, I was trying to tell her something and I didn’t notice the speed sign.”
Betty says, “Is he going to give you a ticket or chit chat all day?”
The trooper, who is getting a little short with all this, says sarcastically, “I dated a woman from New York years ago... nice lady but she’d pass gas and it was horrible! Had bad breath too!”
Betty says, “Wha’d he say?”
Joe turns to Betty and says, “Hush! I think he knows you!”
Joe lowers the window and says, “Yes sir.”
The trooper says, “Sir, you were doing 70 miles per hour in a 55 mile per hour zone.”
Betty (hard of hearing) says loudly, “Wha’d he say?”
Joe says, “I’m sorry sir, my wife doesn’t hear very well.”
Betty interrupts, “Wha’d he say?”
Joe tells his wife, “Hon, shut the hell up… I’m trying to talk to the trooper.”
The trooper says, “Where are you coming from?” Joe says, “Ohio.”
Betty says, “Wha’d he say? Tell him I’m from New York, you’re from Ohio, not me!”
Joe says, “Sir, I was trying to tell her something and I didn’t notice the speed sign.”
Betty says, “Is he going to give you a ticket or chit chat all day?”
The trooper, who is getting a little short with all this, says sarcastically, “I dated a woman from New York years ago... nice lady but she’d pass gas and it was horrible! Had bad breath too!”
Betty says, “Wha’d he say?”
Joe turns to Betty and says, “Hush! I think he knows you!”
