Emoticons

[GlenBrittle]

:twisted:

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:

means a smile and is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by
:-(

Well, how about some 'ARSE-ICONS?'
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular arse

(__!__) a fat arse

(!) a tight arse

(_*_) a sore arse

{_!_} a swishy arse

(_o_) an arse that's been around

(_x_) kiss my arse

(_X_) leave my arse alone

(_zzz_) a tired arse

(_E=mc2_) a smart arse

(_$_) Money coming out of his arse

(_?_) Dumb arse

 

[handinhand]

Oh my gosh....tell me that you did not make this up? This is one of the funniest things i have ever read...Linda

 

[BrianD]

(__) head up his arse

 

[BarryG]

Glen, too hilarious! You are still the forum (_E=mc2_).

 

[rose]

Glenn, what a laugh! You are a riot!

what would this be?

(* )( *)

... just wondering...

 

[GlenBrittle]

Why Rose , you sneeky girl, that's an easy one.

Rose looking at herself in the mirror.

 

[Twinsmom]

Glen is my favorite (_E=mc2_)

 

[trfogey]

Glenn, what a laugh! You are a riot!

what would this be?

(* )( *)

... just wondering...

Your view of yours, when it comes to these: (.)(.)

 

[lydia]

What a good laugh. But what about the emoticon for a lazy arse? or a dumb arse?

(reminds me of that show 'Family Feud'......"survey says 'fat arse'...survey says 'dumb arse'..."

 

[charlottecorday]

Lydia,
I love your sense of what's funny!

 

[lydia]

oops, I see dumb arse, I guess I am one! I missed it---

 

[indigosd]

ROTFLMAO! Glen, just what I needed today. Is there one for the Resident SA? How about one for ROTFLMAO? Prairie love to you dear friend and to Wanda also and Thank you for this brilliance! xo

 

[mare]

Glen-
This is hysterical! :lol:

Allen-
I'm wondering why Rose seems "perky" and your view seems a little.... "saggy"? :shock:

 

[trfogey]

mare, I would never presume to tell a lady how she should see her own self image.:wink:

 

[mare]

Allen-
I think Rose probably IS "perky"; I was wondering if maybe you were looking at some "Grandma porn"? :lol: