tabney
05-02-2007, 09:32 AM
Doctors Orders
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal. For dinner, prepare an especially nice meal. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging and most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do these things for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely".
On the way home, the husband ask his wife, "What did the doctor say?".
"He said you are going to die" she replied.
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal. For dinner, prepare an especially nice meal. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging and most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do these things for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely".
On the way home, the husband ask his wife, "What did the doctor say?".
"He said you are going to die" she replied.
