Oh, we could have fun with this one! Slygun's first post was in defense of blood electrocution. Makes me wonder...
Okay, at least Sly added the magnetic pulsing to the electrocution thing. This ought to be real easy to do at home for all of us that are in to home remedies.
What would you need to electrocute yourself? Easy! Start off with some 9 volt batteries, some wire and a needle. Throw in a few magnets and poof! Bundle this in a kit for home use with some bogus instructions (and advise not to do this while in the tub) and for $19.95, PZ Laboratories has a new product!
"You've read about it on the internet and heard stories of it from all your home-health remedy friends! Its finally here! The new (and improved!) PZ Laboratories "Blood Electrocution With Magnetic Pulsing" designed to make you believe something good is happening. We promise nothing really is and back it with our no money back guarantee! Why be fooled with imitations when you can be fooled with the real thing?
Just send at least $19.95 (plus shipping & handling)to:
PZ Laboratories, Ink
c/o Forum Follies
U.S. Canada Australia
and we'll eventually send you one of our kits."
Oh, I better stop. Sorry, Al...
Zaphoon