You have a right to your grumpiness, Barry. This not eating thing sucks!
So often I wish that I could bring my dad his favourite foods. This was especially the case when he was in the hospital. There's not much to do in the hospital. I remember when my grandpa was in the hospital we'd bring him all sorts of edible treats and his face would light up. It was so heart warming to watch him enjoy something he loved. What I would give to see my dad do the same.
On a different note, you sure do sound like an ideal husband, Barry! You cook and do dishes? What with that new avatar too, I think you doubled your female fan base this week.