Zaphoon
Extremely helpful member
- Joined
- Aug 2, 2008
- Messages
- 2,857
- Reason
- DX UMND/PLS
- Diagnosis
- 08/2011
- Country
- US
- State
- Missouri
- City
- Springfield
Why not? There is anti-wrinkle cream, anti-fungal cream and anit-itch cream so why not "Zaphoon's Very Own New (and improved) Anti-Twitch Cream!"
Yes sir! Just apply this colorful (your choice of black, brown or mustard), odorful (guaranteed to awaken the dullest olfactory senses), and sticky cream at bedtime and it is guarenteed (almost) to stop any magnitude of twitch dead in its axon.
Simply pay $19.95 (plus shipping, handling and toxic waste fees) to:
Zaphoon's Very Own New (and improved) Anti-Twitch Cream
C/O Forum Follies
Canada/USA
(allow 6 years for product research, development, marketing and delivery)
Zaphoon
Yes sir! Just apply this colorful (your choice of black, brown or mustard), odorful (guaranteed to awaken the dullest olfactory senses), and sticky cream at bedtime and it is guarenteed (almost) to stop any magnitude of twitch dead in its axon.
Simply pay $19.95 (plus shipping, handling and toxic waste fees) to:
Zaphoon's Very Own New (and improved) Anti-Twitch Cream
C/O Forum Follies
Canada/USA
(allow 6 years for product research, development, marketing and delivery)
Zaphoon
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