Airport joke...

[Clearwater AL]

An older priest missed his flight so he decided he would like to have
a drink and went to an airport lounge. The lounge was relatively quiet.

The barmaid, well endowed with a low cut top was showing a good
amount of cleavage,

The barmaid said, “Father, why the long face?”
Father said, “I missed my flight.”
The barmaid said, “Where were you going”?
Father, noticing how well God had endowed her said,
“I was going to Titsburg… oh I’m sorry my child I was going to
Pittsburg” blushing and apologizing again.
She said, “That’s ok father… what would you like to have?”
Father said, I’ll have a Boobin and water. I’m so sorry my child.”
She said, “Father you’re forgiven, here’s your bourbon and water.”
After some small chit chat she asked if was going to be able to
get a flight to Pittsburg.
Father said, “Yes, the next fight has a stopover in Cleavage…
Cleveland Cleveland!”
She was smiling from ear to ear as father was hanging his head
in disbelief of his misspoken words.
Father said, “I guess I better leave and give you a tit… er tip,
dammit a tip. It hasn’t been a good day my child and only I’ve
made it worse.”
She said, “Father, it’s been a joy, have another… it’s on me.”