frankb
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- PALS
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- 10/2010
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- Georgia
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- Sandy Springs
I don't understand why the Jokes Thread was locked, so, let's start another ! !
The musical didrector wasn't happy with the performance of one of the precussionists. Repeated attempts to get the drummer to improve failed. Finally, in front of the orchestra, the director said in frustration, "when a musician just can't handle his instrument, they take it away, give him to sticks and make him a drummer!"
A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section: "and if he can't handle that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor."
The musical didrector wasn't happy with the performance of one of the precussionists. Repeated attempts to get the drummer to improve failed. Finally, in front of the orchestra, the director said in frustration, "when a musician just can't handle his instrument, they take it away, give him to sticks and make him a drummer!"
A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section: "and if he can't handle that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor."