Wait just a gall-darned minute! Some old fart telling ANYONE that they cannot use a cart is ridiculous! I think I would have had to respond with, "Oh, I see! Kinda like all the greeter positions here at Wally World are reserved for old farts such as yourself... Uh, thank you for clarifying that. Now can you show me where it says I need a doctor's note or need to be of a certain age to ride your cart? Gosh, I don't see that information posted on here, maybe we need a manager to help explain it to me!" I would have said that while looking all over for the small print on the cart! LOL Then I would have gotten on the damn cart and told the old fart to eat my dust!
Looks like I need to make more t-shirts and send them to all you pALS!