Speaking of which, Phil has fixed up a plastic jug of water with a long food grade hose..er, tube coming out of it for me to suck on. It takes a long time for the bubbles and water to make it to my mouth, and I'm sucking my face out of shape. Now this invention is on a low table by the "far side" of the bed. The hospice folks and prior bong folks are very amused. Phil has no idea... Of course, I realized what it reminds everyone else during my first hit, LOL.